Verse 1:
Im lyin’ here on the floor where you left me
I think I ate too much
I’m dying here what have you done?
It must have been the carbs.
I Can’t stay on your diets
of chocolates and chips
I Can’t eat no more biscuits
‘Cause it’s makin’ me sick
I said I tried to slow it down a bit
Using a chop stick
I think I’ll go grab a beer
So I can dream
That Im healthy and slim
Always at the gym
And never trying a squeeze
into my Jeans,
but this is a dream
Im just getting bigger
Cos I eat like a pig
Just like a pig
I can not moved from the spot where you left me
I better loosen up my belt
All of my other clothes, they dont fit me
you can imagine how I felt



































LOL! aahahahahahaha
I love it, I reacon P!nk would laugh out loud too, great job.
thats awsum i love pink so much !!! could snog her right now.
This woman is terrific!!!….I hope we get to see more from her…..
I don’t think it is funny at all!!! It is insulting and mean!!!